The Letter K
K
Key
Object
Fairly modern technology that enables the use of locks. Locks can be applied to any door, vehicle or device to enhance the safety by preventing theft and malice. Keys are the only way to open locks.
Keychains
Object
This ingenious device enables the user to lose a full set of keys at any one time.
Keylock
Feature
An ingenious feature found on most mobile phones, where for Nokia its [Menu-*] enables the phone to be locked until it is unlocked. If the feature is not utilized, allows the user to check his/her mobile from time to time to determine 4D lottery numbers that would rival that of random number generators. Also if not utilized allows you to start making friends from Pakistan with your a**. Assuming of course, that's where you put your mobile.
Kids
People
One of the many things in life you think you really want until you really have them.
Kangaroos
Animals
One of the many things in life you think you really want until you really have them.
Koruptshion
Act
The only way politicians can put it to make it sound good.
Kindergarten
Place
A place where you grew up, and when you get older wished you never left but that would have only resulted in a restraining order.
Kung-fu
Martial art
The art of self-defense that when practised makes you imagine millions of cameras swivelling around you, making you feel more powerful than you actually are. Making strange animal noises like a cheetah will leave your assailants no choice but to strip you buck naked in an alley in the middle of the day further thickening the line between fiction and reality.
